Traffic Sucks!!!

Life is getting more miserable by the day... the traffic in hell nowadays.... I seriously dont understand why every small little thing creates such a massive jam... Comes to a point where a small thing in KL causes a jam in PJ... Is there any logic in it at all? This is so ridiculous.... And since my move to Puchong (not a choice of mine) and I mean deep into the pits of Puchong where I am right next to Dengkil, my life has gone from bad to worse.... Every 6 months, the time required to get to work increases... It started with 45 mins and now after 2 and a half year, it takes 75 mins to get to work!!!
What more with the fuel price increase.... I pay SO much to get stuck in the jam for SO long and on top of that get penalize by the company for being late for work... There is really no justice...
Guess what the reasons for the jam? Anwar goes to court.... By election at Permatang Pauh.... Dress rehearsal for Merdeka..... note that all these places are not even in my path towards Uptown... and yet I get the backlash from it....
My only option? Move out!! But then my mum will merajuk... there is just no pleasing anyone... What makes it all really frustrating is that the traffic is so erratic that I cant plan my journey... Unless I leave home like 6 in the morning just so I get to the office latest by 7 plus when work starts at 830, I will never know whether I will be late or not.... Frankly, I am not willing to sacrifice my sleep because of work... furthermore because of Isuzu... it is just so not worth it at all.. especially when I need all the sleep I can get with this MBA course on weekends.... and who wants to wake up early to come to work and face a sucky boss and even suckier colleagues....
I need a new job at a new location, even better still a new country... Haiz.....

Sex Guide For Golfers

Hee hee!!! Saw this the other day when my dad was clearing his stuff from some old boxes... Thought it was real farnie... :)

Really gotta go?

I have been coming across quite a few interesting things lately... just have not had the time to blog it all out... Went to Bangkok recently for work and saw this at one of the factory...


Isnt it cute? hahaha!! It truly despicts how u look when u really gotta go... haha!! the boy is cuter than the girl though.... :)

Another Ridiculous One....

Once again as I was driving to work and listening to the radio I chance upon a gem of a advert...

Husband : Darling, it's our anniversary... What shall we do?
Wife : Oh I still got a pile of clothes to iron and it's so HOT....
H : I have the perfect gift for you...
W : Really? What is it?
H : A Carrier Air conditioning... and a steam iron...
W : For me to do more ironing? *giggles*
H : No... err... well okay....but in a cooler environment!!

HUH???!!!! I tell you if I had a husband and I got an air cond and steam iron as a gift it has better be because I asked for it... If not he would be dead meat... hahaha!! Who thinks of such advertisement? Did Carrier and Toshiba use the same agency? They really suck... gosh!!

Talk about torque!!

Finally... My neglectful self have finally found some time to make a posting on my blog... haha!!

I remembered saying I wanted to show you something quirky which I found.... Well here it is.... tadaa....

Can you guess what is that staff looking thing in his hands? I was so surprised when I saw it I immediately ran over and asked.... and lo behold... it is a Torque Wrench!!! yup... that huge 5 feet tall thingy is a torque wrench... those images of one feet long wrenches just flew out the window... haha!! Guess what is the torque setting on that babe.... It is 50kg.m!!! Yikes!!! Almost the weight of me.... (oops...did I just reveal my weight?) haha!!!
When I found out what it was for and why they needed it I immediately asked whether I could play with it... haha!! typical me... so they obliged me... brought me over to a truck... stuck the wrench on one of the wheel bolts and asked me to pull...
I pulled... and pulled... and pulled... till my face went purple (well not literally)... and the thing just refused to budge... then the guy just took over and pulled... and it turned... hey!!! unfair... I loosened it for him... haha!! yeah right... who am I kidding right? But still... it sure was fun!!! :)